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Neon Collie Nights Unisex Tee
Neon Collie Nights Unisex Tee
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This border collie didn't just stumble into the synthwave era—it owns it. Rocking those cyan shades against a neon-soaked cityscape, this pup is living its best retro-futuristic life while you're still deciding what to wear. Time to level up.
Why you'll love it:
• 🐕 Epic synthwave dog graphic – Border collie vibes meet Miami Vice aesthetics in a purple-pink paradise you can actually wear
• 🎨 Available in 7 colors – Classic black or go full synth with Crunchberry, Lagoon Blue, Flo Blue, Violet, Brunt Orange, and Mustard options
• 🌆 Front & back design – Full cityscape masterpiece on the front for maximum impact, signature logo on back
• 👕 Classic unisex fit – Relaxed, comfortable cut that works for all body types
• 🧵 100% cotton construction – Soft, breathable, and built to last through countless sunset drives (real or imagined)
• 🏷️ Signature branding – Small logo detail because even your dog deserves premium treatment
• 🎁 Perfect for – Synthwave fans, dog lovers, anyone who thinks the '80s had the right idea about neon
The bottom line: For those who believe every day deserves a soundtrack and a sunset gradient.
Embrace the wave.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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